Two things...

First off, Cocoa Puffs. I believe that a large percentage of people do not eat cocoa puffs because they are not socially acceptable for a mature adult to eat. The mere fact that a cereal can be socially acceptable or not should be blowing your mind.

Don't think so? Are you thinking, "it doesn't matter what kind of cereal you eat?"

Well think of this example. You have Bob and Jim going on a job interview. Their future boss asks, "what did you eat for breakfast?"

Jim says "Corn Flakes."

Bob says..."Cocoa Puffs."

You cannot deny that by that one fact alone you would hire Jim over Bob. Clearly this is how job interviews should be done, it's much more efficient.

Secondly, 'Yellow Ledbetter' by Pearl Jam fucking rocks.

PS - Republicans really are lame